Did Game of Thrones Stop Doing That?

“That’s what I do. I drink and I know things” – Tyrion Lannister

A year ago I posted my latest entry in the “Stop Doing That” series where I rant and nitpick about various things in society, the only difference with this post was that I did it purely about the HBO programme Game of Thrones. Well a year has passed and it’s time to see how well Game of Thrones has done at listening to my complaints, because obviously the people in charge read this thing, right? Let’s go STOP by STOP…

THIS BLOG POST MAY INCLUDE SPOILERS FOR THE BOOKS AND TV SHOWS and also a bit of bad language but honestly, if you’ve read or watched the series you’ll be completely desensitized to it and if you haven’t then this probably isn’t the best place to start or you clicked on this by mistake…

STOP: Giving Sansa Stark so much screentime

Okay, they didn’t do this. HOWEVER, they have made a massive adjustment to her story line to stop her being the boring, one dimensional cardboard cutout of a character and she’s actually doing things (I mean seriously check out next weeks teaser). Having her reunite with Jon Snow was an excellent move and a bold change from the books in bringing Brienne into her story line, but I think it will pay off. I no longer want to fast forward through her parts of the show. Good work.

STOP: Rushing through important plotlines but stalling the boring ones

The Dornish plot was awful. It didn’t get better. Tyrion and Jorah have been rushed and I don’t think we’ve had a satisfactory episode for either of them so far (I live in hope, though I think Jorah is off on his spirit quest to find the greyscale cure for the rest of the season). Thankfully, Petyr Baelish has been reduced to a minor role this season – good. I was growing tired of his creepy little beard.

Also, we are set for a return to some of the skipped plot lines such as the siege of Riverrun. I’m very happy about this as it means more Blackfish and rights this next problem…

STOP: Making Jaime Lannister an afterthought

Jaime has been in the recent episodes of season 6 but it hasn’t exactly been his best season. Thankfully, all that looks set to change when he gets to Riverrun next week and go toe to toe with the Blackfish!

STOP: Letting characters disappear vaguely for large spells of time

Osha came back. Then died. Yara came back and is set to inherit some of Victarions book plot. I’m alright with this, especially since they’ve reunited her and Theon. Varys is even back, though in a slightly less than jazzy plot line, but beggars can’t be choosers.

I’m still holding out hope for Gendry though…

STOP: Forgetting about the direwolves

I take it back, just stop killing them. Please.

STOP: Cramming House words into it the episodes for the sake of it

Yep, this has been done and the show is better for it!

STOP: Toning down the swearing

Slightly, maybe. I don’t really know but if The Hound comes back, so will his foul mouth (hopefully).

 

So there we go, all in all not a bad improvement. I once said that Season 5 is the series you could skip in a Netflix marathon and with the exception of a few episodes I stand by that belief This season? Much better. Well done Game of Thrones. Well done.

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Stop Doing That… Game Of Thrones Edition!

It’s not easy being drunk all the time. If it were easy, everyone would do it” – Tyrion Lannister

Oh yes, that’s right the ever ranting Stop Doing That series returns, this time with a Game Of Thrones special edition!

We are now nearing the end of Series 5 of the hit show, so if you haven’t heard of it yet it’s time to crawl out from under the gigantic rock you’ve been living beneath and step blinking into the sun (yes, it’s the ciiiiiiiiircle of life).  Before we start, I’d like to make everybody aware of something:

THIS BLOG POST MAY INCLUDE SPOILERS FOR THE BOOKS AND TV SHOWS and also a bit of bad language but honestly, if you’ve read or watched the series you’ll be completely desensitized to it and if you haven’t then this probably isn’t the best place to start or you clicked on this by mistake…

Now that’s out of the way, lets take a trip to Westeros and find out what we need to stop doing!

STOP: Giving Sansa Stark so much screentime

Her book plot happens to be one of the most tedious things I’ve ever read (and I’ve read two out of three 50 Shades books: Part 1 and Part 2) and to be honest the changes they’ve made to the storyline for the TV show are just not quite enough to make it as interesting as the rest of the show. Fair play to Sophie Turner for doing her best with what is quite frankly a weak and underdeveloped character that most of the time feels like padding to make sure there are some female leads in the story but if we need that, can’t we just have some more Brienne? Or even even bring back Osha the Wilding or Yara Greyjoy (remember them?).

STOP: Rushing through important plotlines but stalling the boring ones

Keeping on the theme of dull stories being told, why are we giving so much time to the unnecessary story lines this season? Petyr Baelish continues to be one of the most despised and creepy characters I’ve ever had the misfortune to watch and yet we’ve seen some of his story in almost every episode. It’s just not needed, let’s skip ahead to the good bits. Similarly, how quickly do they want to move along the Tyrion and Jorah storyline?!. Last week they were captured by slavers and this week we’re suddenly in the fighting pits of Mereen. I feel like we’ve missed a bit. Don’t even get me started on the Dornish plot line either…

STOP: Making Jaime Lannister an afterthought

Not much has happened to Jaime since he lost his hand. He should be the Head of the Kingsguard if his book counterpart is anything to go by and we should be seeing him in Kings Landing, dealing with the ramifications of his clumsy new hand before going off to Riverrun to deal with the last remnants of the Tully resistance. Unfortunately we seem to have forgotten there’s not long been a war and the Tullys are all but a puff of cloud on a clear blue sky so they’ve shoehorned Jaime and even Bronn into the Dornish plot line; seemingly just to give them something to do. I’m not complaining about the chance to get more Bronn (he should be in every storyline possible) but let’s take a pause and give Jaime Lannister the respect he deserves because at the heart of it, he is quite an interesting character to follow.

STOP: Letting characters disappear vaguely for large spells of time

Remember Osha? Yara? Gendry?

You keep dreaming, Gendry... You keep dreaming, Gendry…

Probably, but the memories of them will be hazy. All three of these characters were introduced to us, made out to be important and then suddenly they’ve been relegated to the lower leagues of GoT characters. Probably to make more room for Sansa plotlines (I can’t bash Bran this year since we mercifully get a break from his storyline). Even Varys appears to have disappeared without a trace since that fateful brothel trip in Volantis, though I’m sure a fan favourite like him will be back before long (the series has suffered without his dry wit and sarcasm). At least the actor who plays Gendry has a good sense of humour about his continued absence.

STOP: Forgetting about the direwolves

Seriously, you spend your CGI budget for the season on dragons and stone men and yes that’s fairly interesting but let’s not forget we still have Ghost the direwolf and so far we’ve only seen him in a single tiny scene! Step it up.

STOP: Cramming House words into it the episodes for the sake of it

After an entire episode titled after the words of House Martell we have yet again been told that Winter is coming. I know most of the Starks are dead an Winter is indeed on its way to Westeros but can we at least give some love to the other ouse words. Have we had House Lannister’s said recently? House Baratheon?  Didn’t think so…

STOP: Toning down the swearing

Is it just me or have we had far less swearing since the last few seasons? GoT used to be pure filth streaming from the mouths of characters that would turn the air blue. This season, we’ve had a bit of swearing but sadly it seems like the loss of The Hound has meant the loss of a large portion of the swearing. Who could forget his greatest scene ever, complete with all the swearing!

So there we have it. A few things we need to stop doing in the world of Game of Thrones.

And just remember, you either win or you die…

The Odd Couples – Bromance in TV

Of the many portmanteau words that have sprung up in our vocabularies over the past few years there is one that I have seen reflected in popular media more than others. I speak of course about “bromance”.

Bromance, as described by UrbanDictionary.com is “A non-sexual relationship between two men that are unusually close.” Put simply, bromance is the level that comes above best friends for two guys. These guys are often so close that they can and usually are jokingly referred to as a couple, even though the relationship is completely non-romantic.

The popularity of bromances, and the dynamics created as a result of them, have become a staple of popular culture, so much so that there can usually be an example of a bromance visible in most TV’s or Movies nowadays. In honour of the sacred bond of the Bromance, because most guys have had one at least once, I’m going to share with you some of my favourite TV Bromances, starting with a few “honourable mentions” before getting into my choice of the Top 5!

Honourable Mentions:

Brian and Stewie – Family Guy
Nick and Schmidt – New Girl
Ryan and Esposito – Castle

5. Brett and Jemaine – Flight of the Conchords

Starting off as flatmates, these two then formed a comedy band and have become a bit of a smash hit with radio shows and a television series centered around them. Best of friends, they even sing a song about being friends!

Bromance in action: Singing this song!

4. Bert and Ernie – Sesame Street

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Probably one of the earliest bromances many of us would have encountered, Bert and Ernie are flatmates that are also the best of friends. Whilst many people have voiced the opinion that these two are a couple, I don’t buy it. It’s a clear bromance.

Bromance in action: “Would you like me…”

3. Troy and Abed – Community

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Troy and Abed are the best of best friends. They do everything together. They like to play make believe, build pillow forts, have wacky adventures and they even host a morning show together! I’ll admit that the top 3 is the hardest to separate, but Troy and Abed made it to number 3 because they’ve got their own secret handshake, like all bromances should!

Bromance in Action: Any of this video, but specifically this “Star Wars” rip off…

2. Joey and Chandler – FRIENDS

They had to be in here somewhere didn’t they! FRIENDS is undoubtedly one of the biggest (and best, in my opinion) sitcoms that there is out there and most of the laughs come from the amazing chemistry between these two best buds! They lived together, they fell out, they bought a chick and a duck, they even have matching “Best Bud” bracelets! How more bromantic can you get?

Bromance in action: This farewell to living together

1. Turk and J.D. – Scrubs

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Chocolate Bear and Vanilla Bear. Is there any competition to their bromance? I don’t think that there is, if I’m honest. These two are inseperable, and their touchy-feely bromance relationship together has been the core of the sitcom right from the start, despite being the butt of many jokes. It’s often joked that these two love each other more than their respective girlfriends/wives, and rightly so. They’ve been through it all! college, med school, first jobs, they’ve always been together. The finale is particularly sad for this reason…

Bromance in action: Could it be anything other than this?

Oh, and as a bonus, The actors are best friends in real life! Here’s the birthday present Zach bought Donald:

Plus, they recorded a Christmas song together: Baby, it’s cold outside

There we go! A brief exploration into TV bromances! If you have any other bromances that you think deserve some love then post a comment and let me know!

Next time, we’ll investigate the best bromances in cinema, rather than TV shows!

Questionable Content

So I’ve hit a little bit of a creative block lately. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve got lots of things that I want to talk about, I just can’t quite get them down onto the page so that they look “right”, if you know what I mean. With that in mind, I didn’t want to stop writing things until the issue is fixed, so I’ve fallen back on the old faithful and stolen content from tumblr decided to join in these question and answer tag games, without actually tagging anyone because none of my friends have blogs, seriously why am I friends with them? Though if you happen to be a blogger, please feel free to consider yourself “tagged” and do your own version of this! Be sure to link me in the comments so I can have a read!

Without further waffle, onto the amalgamation of a few question sets that I found under the tag of “nerdy” on tumblr (I take no responsibility for the nerdiness or lack thereof):

 

1. Kirk or Picard?

 

I’m not really a trekkie, but Picard. I like Patrick Stewart in almost anything he’s in.

2. Warrior, thief, or wizard?

Wizard. C’mon, Gandalf’s a wizard. No other reasons needed.

3. Favorite subject in school?

Predictably, Geography.

4. What would your Patronus be?


A dog.

5. Favorite Superhero?

Iron Man. He doesn’t hide his identity and doesn’t care.
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6. Star Trek or Star Wars?

Star Wars.

7. Marvel or DC?

Marvel, hands down.

8. In what un-sports related way to you keep in shape?

I keep in shape in sports related ways. But i suppose bending down to plug in my iPad charger is an un-sports related way…

9. What is your dream career choice?

Iron Man. ‘Nuff said.

10. Favorite video game?

Too many to name, I’m quite a Ninendo fan nowadays but I suppose the crown goes to the Crash Bandicoot games.

11. Favorite author?

J.R.R Tolkien

 

12. What is the nerdiest thing about yourself?

Probably my love of all the things that I “should have grown out of” such as video games, Pokemon games, books involving swords and sorcery and dragons, superheroes, etc, etc..

13. Playstation3, Xbox360, or Wii?

Wii.

 

 

 

14. Jocks: Friends or foes?

Do we still split the world into Nerds and Jocks? I thought it was just nice people and idiots?

15. Old school bit games, or modern 3D graphics?

New games look amazing, but 8-bit nostalgia is fantastic.

16. Nerdiest Pick-up line?

“If you were an air mass you’d be tropical maritime because you’re so damn hot!”

17. The nerdiest article of clothing you’ve ever owned?

I don’t really know what classes as nerdy, but I like corduroy, tweed and cardigans. True geography style distaster

18. Do you have a random, useless talent? What is it?

I can pick up a lot of things with my feet, although that has proven to be useful on numerous occasions.

19. Do you read the book before seeing the movie?

it’s 50/50 at the moment.

20. If you could have any super power, what would it be?

Gonna break my tradition and go with something a little odd that I really like in the latest X-Men film: reactive evolution. The ability to adapt to whatever environment you’re in. Useful? Yep. Cool? Double yep.

21. Theme song for your life? 

Clearly it’s “Handsome Man” by Robbie Williams. Right?

22. Favorite movie? 

Serenity

23. Favorite TV show? 

Castle

24. Favorite book? 

The Lord of the Rings Trilogy (Cheating I know but sue me)

25. Favorite quote from a movie, TV show or book? 

This, from Firefly:

Zoe: First rule of battle, Little One: Don’t ever let them know where you are.
Mal: (runs in with guns blazing) I’m right here! I’m right here! You wanna come in? Yeah you do! C’mon! C’mon!
Zoe: Course there are other schools of thought.
Mal: That was bracing! They don’t like it when you shoot at ’em. I worked that out myself.

26. One cancelled TV show you would bring back without a doubt? 

Firefly. Obviously. The show was fantastic.