Baking Bad: Recreating the Technical Challenges from the Great British Bake Off – Week 2: Viennese Whirls

The second technical challenge from this season of the Great British Bake Off is Viennese Whirls. Now, it shocked me that these came up as the technical for biscuit week, since I’ve always considered Viennese Whirls to be a cake rather than a biscuit. Oh how wrong I was!

Viennese Whirls are a British confection consisting of a soft butter biscuit piped into a whirl shape, said to be inspired by Austrian pastries, though entirely unrelated. They are made up of 2 biscuits with jam and butter-cream sandwiched between them.

Making jam is the first thing on the list for this technical recipe, however I have no time for that so I started MY technical challenge by adding some pizazz to store bought jam. Ah well, can’t have it all and my argument is that making jam isn’t baking. With that done, it’s on with the biscuits…

After mixing it all together, you’re guided to draw around a 2 inch biscuit cutter. I had no idea what this was and sure as hell wasn’t going to measure it but it worked out well in the end. Following a quick chill in the fridge the next challenge was trying to get the biscuit dough into the piping bag. With the completion of that wrestle it then became a challenge to pipe swirls of the mixture into the circles ran on the grease-proof paper.

This is when things got tricky.

IF you didn’t watch this episode of GBBO you might not know that Viennese Whirl dough is remarkably stiff and does not like coming out of piping bags. After a few attempts to do perfect swirls I resigned myself to the fact that I would settle for mediocre as piping is one area of baking that my skill set is lacking. I’m just awful at it!

Once all 24 rounds had been piped it was back off in the fridge to pull a Mr Freeze and “Chill Out!” before being popped in the oven to bake!  During baking, the swirls lost some definition sadly and the result was a bit of a sad looking Viennese Whirl, but I still think they looked better than some of the contestants in the tent!  Plus, they tasted delicious too – a fact even my work friends who helped me eat them will attest to!


This week I’d score myself a 6/10 for presentation and a 9/10 for taste. But we all know the only opinion that matters is Mary’s so I think this time I’d receive a “Slightly happy Mary Berry”.


Until Next time…



Recipe: Skinny Lemon And Blueberry Cake


It’s time I told you a big secret about me. I am a huge fan of cooking shows. What? You already figured that out? Oh…

Yes, it’s true I’m a massive fan of any television programme involving food! Current favourites include the Jamie Oliver “Double the time it takes me to make these meals” series and recently, The Hairy Dieters. What intrigued me most about the the Hairy Bikers new show was that they attempted to keep eating the same foods that they loved whilst trying to lose weight and get healthier. This ranged from the creation of a slimline pie and a waistline friendly quiche to one of my personal favourites: Skinny Lemon Cupcakes.

In case you’re new to this blog, I’m an avid baker and I especially love baking cakes (don’t get me started on buttercream icing though, I have a long running vendetta against that foul creation). With my love for cake, but also my love for exercise, this seemed like the perfect recipe to try especially due to everybody having New Years resolutions to eat healthier or lose weight! sadly due to the fact that I left my cupcake tins at home after the holiday this had to become a full cake. What a shame.


for the cake
200g self-raising flour
1 tsp baking powder
75g golden caster suga
100g blueberries
finely grated zest of 1 unwaxed lemon
2 large eggs
150ml low-fat natural yoghurt
2 tbsp semi-skimmed milk
50ml sunflower oil
and for the icing
200g icing sugar
Juice of 1 lemon

Pre-heat the oven to 200 degrees
Grease or line a cake tin
Sift flour and baking powder together in a large bowl and storing the sugar
Zest the lemon and add to the mix along with the blueberries
Whisk the eggs until smooth and add the oil, milk and natural yoghurt – stir until smoothly combined
Add mixture to the dry ingredients and stir together with a large metal spoon
Pour the mixture into the cake tin and place in the oven for 15 – 20 minutes
Enjoy a nice relaxing cup of tea whilst you wait
Once cooked, remove and allow to cool.

Mix the icing sugar and lemon juice together until you reach desired consistency
Take a spoon and liberally drizzle the icing over the cake, it doesn’t need to look fantastic, it’s a rough and ready tasty cake!

And that’s it! The calorie count of this cake is roughly half of a a standard, with butter cake BUT that isn’t an excuse to eat twice as much!
Leave me a comment if you make the cake and let me know how you get on!
Now you have your cake, go and eat it too!

Recipe: Apple Turnovers

One of the modules that I’m taking this year features some of the best friends I’ve made from my course whilst at uni. We all bonded during the previous years modules and they’re a solid bunch. The best thing is that they love baking almost as much as I do, so much so that every now and then one of us will bake something and bring it in for everybody to enjoy – even our lecturer! Ever since this little ‘tradition’ of ours started, I have been pestered by one particular member of the group to make apple turnovers. This relentless pestering went on and on throughout the term until finally, in the last lecture of 2012, I turned up with a box full of turnovers.

Apple Turnovers:Makes 6

Appleturnovers1Ingredients:25g butter
3 medium sized Bramley apples
75g golden caster sugar
1 egg
4tsp cinnamon
2tsp brown sugar
1 shot water
375g puff pastry

Preheat the oven to Gas mark 6 (200 degrees C)
Peel and chop the apples into small chunks.
Melt the butter in a saucepan and add in the apples, cinnamon, brown sugar and water.  Heat gently until the apples soften, roughly 5-10 minutes.
Flour the surface and roll out the puff pastry to around half the thickness of a pound coin.
Cut the pastry into 6 equal squares, being careful to remove ragged edges.
Place 1tbsp of the softened apple mixture into the middle of each square and sprinkle over some of the golden caster sugar, before brushing the edges of the pastry square with water.
Fold the pastry squares in half, corner to corner, to form a triangle. Press down the edges and prick a small hole in the centre to allow steam to escape.
Line a baking tray with baking paper and transfer the turnovers onto it.
Brush each turnover liberally with the egg and pour the rest of the sugar over the tops.
Whack the tray in the oven and bake for around 20 minutes until puffed up and golden brown.
Remove and allow to cool for 5 minutes before eating.

And that’s all there is to it! Before baking these I was a bit nervous as I’d never even thought about making them before. Still, it turned out to be really simple and of course you can experiment with all the different flavours, though I’m always going to be a fan of brown sugar and cinnamon, giving that slightly caramelized, slightly spicy taste. Why limit yourself to just apples either?!


Student Survival: Recipe: Simple Soup

Dr. Egon Spengler: I have a radical idea. The door swings both ways, we could reverse the particle flow through the gate.
Dr. Peter Venkman: How?
Dr. Egon Spengler: [hesitates] We’ll cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: ‘Scuse me Egon? You said crossing the streams was bad!
Dr Ray Stantz: Cross the streams…
Dr. Peter Venkman: You’re gonna endanger us, you’re gonna endanger our client – the nice lady, who paid us in advance, before she became a dog…
Dr. Egon Spengler: Not necessarily. There’s definitely a *very slim* chance we’ll survive.
[pause while they consider this]
Dr. Peter Venkman: [slaps Ray] I love this plan! I’m excited to be a part of it! LET’S DO IT!

Yes it’s time for the second instalment of Student Survival Recipes! This time, since the days are getting darker and the weather is getting colder, I thought I would offer up a quick and easy lunch that is still pretty dang healthy! All it takes is a little bit of preparation and you can have quite a few days worth from this one cooking session! Break out the Tupperware and lets get started!

Simple Leek and Potato Soup
Makes 4 servings


2 leeks
4-6 medium potatoes
1 1/2 pints of boiling water
1 vegetable stock cube

Thinly slice the leeks and add to a saucepan to soften.
Peel and chop the potatoes into small pieces then add to the leeks.
Fry for 5-10 minutes until slightly softened.
Add the stock cube to the water and stir until completely dissolved.
Pour the stock into the saucepan with the leek and potatoes and cover.
Simmer for 30 minutes.
There are now two ways that you can continue, depending on personal preference and equipment on hand
Take off of the heat and use a hand blender to blend the vegetables and stock into a thick and creamy mixture,
Use a potato masher to smash up the larger chunks, turning the soup into a chunky broth.
Season with salt, pepper and paprika to taste.
Serve, store and enjoy!

How easy was that!!? There will be a few more of these kinds of posts over the coming months as quite a few people have told me that they “can’t cook anything decent”. If you have any requests, feel free to email them in using the contact details on my profile or leave them in comments!

Student Survival: Recipe: Speedy Beef Stroganoff

Egon Spengler: There’s something very important I forgot to tell you.
Peter Venkman: What?
Spengler: Don’t cross the streams.
Venkman: Why?
Spengler: It would be bad.
Venkman: I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, “bad”?
Spengler: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray Stantz: Total protonic reversal.
Venkman: Right. That’s bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

That’s right, today I am going to completely disregard and flaunt the most important rule of Ghost busting. I am going to cross the streams! Unfortunately I don’t own a proton pack (I can imagine that I wouldn’t get anything done if i did have one…) so the streams that I’ll be crossing will be purely blog based. It’s time to mix student life with cooking, in an attempt to keep your diets fresh, your lifestyles healthy and your wallets full!

This meal is a personal favourite of mine as it is cheap, quick, simple and super tasty! It really fills you up and can be pretty warming on these sharp autumn evenings!

Speedy Beef Stroganoff
Number of servings: 2


1/2 red onion
6 medium mushrooms
250g beef mince
1/2 tub of soured cream
200ml beef stock
2tbsp paprika
1tsp back pepper
2/3 mug of rice per person

Fry the onions until starting to colour
Add in the mushrooms and fry for a few minutes until beginning to brown
Add the mince and cook for 5-10 mins until completely browned
Put rice on to boil for 10-15 minutes
Stir in soured cream and coat mixture in it
Add paprika and pepper and mix well
Stir in beef stock and simmer for 10 mins.
Drain rice and serve with stroganoff

Recipe: Plaited Loaf

Somedays when I go to write a blog it seems like I’m only writing this thing for all the dough… No, that’s not a clever way to reference that I’m making money through this blog (lets be honest, I don’t think that I’d ever become that popular what with my ridiculous rants…), but it is a cunning pun which allows me to awkwardly segue into today’s recipe post! Bread!

Yes, once again I have been watching GBBO (see the Muffin recipe to learn about the initialism (it’s not an acronym before you start! Acronyms are pronounceable!) if you don’t know what I’m talking about! Anyway, one of the challenges the bakers faced this week was to bake an Eight Strand Plaited Loaf of bread, according to the recipe handed out by one of the Judges, Paul Hollywood. I had some spare time on Friday, so I thought that I would give it a try and it is a fantastic looking loaf, if I do say so myself! Here is a recipe for you so that you can impress your friends with an…

Eight Strand Plaited Loaf!


500g strong white bread flour
2 x 7g sachet of fast action dried yeast
10g salt
1 1/2 tbsp olive oil
340ml water
1 egg
Flour for dusting

Put the flour into a mixing bowl and add the yeast on one side and the salt on other. Stir the ingredients together.

Add the olive oil and 3/4 of the water and mix together by hand. Then add the remaining water.

Turn the dough out and knead until silky and smooth looking – about 10 mins.

Put the dough in an oiled bowl, cover with cling film and leave to prove and rise for about an hour.

    OPTIONAL STEP: Have a nice cup of tea!

Turn the dough out and knead for a few minutes. Separate the dough into 8strands of equal size, 16 inches long and roll into sausage shapes.

Fan the strands out from a central point at the top, like an octopus and stick the tops of the strands together, and then onto to the work surface. Now comes the tricky part.

Plait the dough. Follow this plan:

Label the strands 1 to 8, from left to right. Each time you move a strand, it will take the number of its new position in the row of strands.
Step 1: place 8 under 7 and over 1. Step 2: place 8 over 5. Step 3: place 2 under 3 and over 8. Step 4: place 1 over 4. Step 5: place 7 under 6 and over 1. Repeat steps 2 to 5 until all dough is braided.

The full recipe and plaiting guide can be found here: Full Recipe

Tuck both ends of the dough underneath to make it look nice and place on a floured baking tray before leaving to prove again, for another hour.

    OPTIONAL STEP: Have more tea!

Beat the egg and brush it over the loaf so that it bakes a nice golden brown colour.

Place the tray into a preheated oven at Gas Mark 5 (200 degrees) and bake for 20 – 30 minutes.

That’s it! Pretty simple huh! Check out the full recipe, linked above, to see videos on how to knead and knock back the bread if you’re unsure, and you can even find tonnes more recipes from the Bake Off!


Recipe: Stud Muffins

‘The Great British Bake Off’ started again this week! In case you don’t know, it’s an amazing TV show which takes 12 amateur bakers and pits them against each other to see who is the best baker. Like all good head to head shows, someone is booted out by the judges for failing to impress with the bakes that they’ve produced that week and so the show goes until the final when the Master Baker is pronounced the winner. This is TV at its finest, Masterchef for only baked goods! Needless to say, if you’re free Tuesday Nights at 8pm UK time, you need to watch this.

In case you haven’t been reading my blog long, or you have been and you are thoroughly unperceptive, you might not know that I LOVE cooking. Any kind of food, any course, any cuisine I just like to cook. My real passion in cooking though, is baking. Cakes are a particular speciality of mine, and combined with my housemate, we’ve made a few impressive looking birthday cakes for friends (not to blow our own trumpets here but these cakes are pretty doggone awesome). Unfortunately, one baking fad that I’ve never really got into has been cupcakes. If you go anywhere on the Internet that has anything to do with baking at all, you’ll see someone that has made a cupcake. Now these cupcakes can just be regular, plain run of the mill iced cupcakes, but more often than not they’ll be some pretty amazing pieces of baked artwork. In contrast to some of these fantastically beautiful cupcake creations, I’m going to share a recipe for the cupcakes ugly cousin. Today, we’re making…

    Double Chocolate Chip Muffins!



250g self raising flour
25g cocoa powder
2tsp baking powder
170g caster sugar
1/2 pack chocolate chips
175ml milk
2 eggs
100ml sunflower oil
1 – 2 tsp vanilla extract


Mix all the dry ingredients together into a bowl and stir them to combine.


Add in the eggs, milk, vanilla and oil and fold them into the mixture until everything is combined.


Spoon the mixture into muffin cases and place on a tray (paper muffin cases are fine, but we have reusable silicone ones).


Place the muffins into a hot oven for 10 minutes, then turn them and put them back in for another 6 minutes.

Whip the muffins out of the oven and make sure that they have risen properly.


Remove the muffins from the case if you’re using silicone cases or they’ll sweat!

Enjoy them!

They’re really easy to make and absolutely delicious, so why not show some love for the less attractive sibling of the cupcake and make a batch of your own muffins and share them in the comments!